" high schooler "

 [ "high schooler" ]

1: Sex in one position from beginning to end. Usually missionary position. Important note: no foreplay or dirty talk allowed.

  * e.g.,  ... After a year of dating the girl he met in church, Charlie got tired of nothing but the high schooler and quit talking to her. 

 [ "High Schoolers" ]

1: High Schoolers: Teens who attend high school. Only it's more than that. High Schoolers have gone through the growing up of elementary school, the awkwardness of middle school, and are now pathfinding in high school. This shit's hard. Not a single kid has everything figured out. High school is the time for kids to discover themselves. Sometimes this means they will drink, smoke, wake up hungover, stay out until 2 am, hook up with people who they have no future with, and so fucking much more. But you can't blame them. They are just trying to figure out what their point is on this hell hole, what to stay away from, and what to keep doing. They will be depressed. Because hormones. You will see these teens falling in love with people who you would never expect to see them with. Don't fuck with them about it. They know what they're doing and love is inexplainable. If you sat down for just a second to remember your high school years, you'd soon realize you had the same rebellious feelings that High Schoolers do. Just let them live their lives. Let them make the most of it. Because you're only young for so long. Now is the time to learn.

  * e.g.,  ... "Stupid High Schoolers throwing that party next door! They should be studying hard." 

 [ "high schoolers" ]

1: misunderstood and a highly complicated group of immature teenagers in a higher education standard, but do not seem to take the option, who live by their standards no matter if or when rules apply. popular names for these group of kids are hooligans, juveniles, brats, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... "mark, who stole the mailbox again?" 

 [ "High schooler" ]

1: A fat fuck that makes fun of middle schooler

  * e.g.,  ... High schooler Are fat fucks 

 [ "high schoolers" ]

1: They always seem to be some needy attention seekers writing up shit on Twitter with dumb crap like "11:11," "like for a tbh," (this one actually means "trampy blue horn," which relates to worshipping the Blue Brother of Lucifer; but these kids think it means "to be honest;" and even so, "like for a to be honest" is nowhere near GRAMATICALLY CORRECT), always shooting up pics of their butts on Instagram and saying stupid, made-up words like "slay" and "avi" (meaning "avatar"), etc. The boys end up getting killed or arrested, and the girls end up pregnant before 20 and shit. There's always stupid stuff like homecoming, prom...interesting since actually the coming part in homecoming and the prom word both have explicit, sexual connotations: the "coming" part is slang and relates to the pleasure that usually happens in freaky-ass adulthood, and the word "prom" actually derives from "pron," which is internet slang for pornography. I can't freaking stand homecoming or prom! No rant intended, but even the football BS is starting to ramp up some drunk idiots and violent, law-breaking assholes trying to screw their ladies and crushes up. The innocent, real normal kids get in trouble because of these fucking dumbass "popular" antichrists! Them dumbasses'd be in prison in Texas for the shit they'd usually get away with in California.

  * e.g.,  ... Screw the high schoolers. I just want them to suck a liberal's big cock! 

 [ "high schooler sleep schedule" ]

1: If you say someone has a high schooler sleep schedule, you are calling their sleep schedule batshit insane and non-existent. Whoever's a victim of it sleeps anywhere between 2-4 hours on average. Very common with druggies, unemployed people, and people who work overnight shifts.

  * e.g.,  ... Person: "It's 2am but I can't fall back asleep. Guess I'll just start my day" 

 [ "Good Aussie High schooler" ]

1: A very rare occurrence many people only come across a few times in their life

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: hey look its a good aussie high schooler 

 [ "Bishop Perowne high schoolers" ]

1: A breed apart from most humans, these vile creatures are among the saddest and most repulsive things on planet Earth. Usually hanging around a bin playing fucking geometry dash, we have the year 7's. Around the minivans, you can discover the wild year 8 and 9's, who are normally making sexual jokes to their butt buddies. Finally, In the toilets you would find year 10 and 11's, who make sweet sweet love to their butt buddies.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey year seven where is year ten? 

 [ "ugly high schooler kid" ]

1: "Heyyy instagram! today My teacher was like 'do ur work' and i was like lmao lol omg hail nah and then I made my ex bf mad at me by shoving him to the ground. omg thats sooooo funny. that's my instagram post for the day, im so popular now so byyyy!

  * e.g.,  ... Sheesh, look at that ugly high schooler kid, she must be a jerk.